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Thanksgiving: The One Day the Family Agrees to Disagree (Barely)

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I Did Not Inherit This Country's Problems - I'm Still Paying for Them

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Happy 4th of July: Now Watch Me Grill and Not Think About Politics for 4 Hours

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I Read the Constitution So I Could Argue With Confidence

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My Smart Fridge Has More Freedom Than My Small Business

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Democracy Is Not a Spectator Sport (But the Snacks Are Terrible)

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My Therapist and My Senator Both Ghosted Me

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The DOGE Ate My Homework (And My Department)

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Land of the Free (Restrictions May Apply)

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I Asked My Congressman a Question. My Chatbot Answered Faster.

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I Don't Always Read the Constitution, But When I Do, I Skip to the Second Amendment

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Do You Feel Lucky, Taxpayer?

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Hold My Tax Return, I'm Going In

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I'd Rather Be Fishing But the Government Regulated My Lake

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May the Free Market Be With You

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I Voted and All I Got Was This Existential Dread

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The Floor Is Lava, the Ceiling Is Glass

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I'd Rather Be Organizing My Spice Rack Than Watching C-SPAN

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