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Land of the Free (Restrictions May Apply)

My Pronouns Are U.S.A.

I Voted and All I Got Was This Existential Dread

"Come and Take It" (But It's a Gas Stove)

Thoughts & Prayers & Absolutely Nothing Else

Don't Tread on Me - But Also Please Cut My Grass

Eat the Rich (But Compost Them First)

I Paid My Taxes and All I Got Was This Lousy Deficit

The DOGE Ate My Homework (And My Department)

Do You Feel Lucky, Taxpayer?

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