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Thanksgiving: The One Day the Family Agrees to Disagree (Barely)

I Did Not Inherit This Country's Problems - I'm Still Paying for Them

Happy 4th of July: Now Watch Me Grill and Not Think About Politics for 4 Hours

I Read the Constitution So I Could Argue With Confidence

My Smart Fridge Has More Freedom Than My Small Business

Democracy Is Not a Spectator Sport (But the Snacks Are Terrible)

My Therapist and My Senator Both Ghosted Me

The DOGE Ate My Homework (And My Department)

Land of the Free (Restrictions May Apply)

I Asked My Congressman a Question. My Chatbot Answered Faster.

I Don't Always Read the Constitution, But When I Do, I Skip to the Second Amendment

Do You Feel Lucky, Taxpayer?

Hold My Tax Return, I'm Going In

I'd Rather Be Fishing But the Government Regulated My Lake

May the Free Market Be With You

I Voted and All I Got Was This Existential Dread

The Floor Is Lava, the Ceiling Is Glass

I'd Rather Be Organizing My Spice Rack Than Watching C-SPAN

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